WHO'S EATING THE SWANS IN KENSINGTON GARDENS?

Hyey Mister, you interviewed the wrong person! There. Polish people do not eat swans. They are the plumbers who take care of your bath pipes or whatever.

Here's who eats the swans. I remember the Daily Mail article on a migrants camp where they found a few swan carcasses. And here's the description of the place.

"A Romanian bible and cooking equipment could be seen outside another tent, while putrid food and thousands of feathers were nearby the third."

How about that, huh? I mean we, Romanian journalists, are very used to this particular story. It happened ten years ago in Vienna, too. That's why these birds are almost extinct there. And the story turned into a national joke already.