WHO'S EATING THE SWANS IN KENSINGTON GARDENS?

Hyey Mister, you interviewed the wrong person! There. Polish people do not eat swans. They are the plumbers who take care of your bath pipes or whatever.

Here's who eats the swans. I remember the Daily Mail article on a migrants camp where they found a few swan carcasses. And here's the description of the place.

"A Romanian bible and cooking equipment could be seen outside another tent, while putrid food and thousands of feathers were nearby the third."

How about that, huh? I mean we, Romanian journalists, are very used to this particular story. It happened ten years ago in Vienna, too. That's why these birds are almost extinct there. And the story turned into a national joke already.

THE WITCHES - PART TWO

AND GUESS WHO'S ON AL JAZEERA

WACKY ROMANIA

The residents of a Romanian village knowingly voted for a dead man as their mayor in Sunday's municipal election, preferring him to his living opponent.

Neculai Ivascu, 57, who ran the village for almost two decades, died from liver disease just after voting began, but still won the election.

In the end, election authorities gave the post to the runner-up, but some villagers and Ivascu's party, the opposition Social Democrat Party (PSD), have called for a new vote.

The village is swarming with foreign journalists by now, cause, of course, this only happens in Romania. According to CNN reporters, it's an iternational first.